by Ziad Fadel
This just in: The organizations called Jaysh Al-Islam (Army of Islam), Al-Ittihaad Al-Islaami (The Islamic Union) and Ajnaad Al-Shaam (The Soldiers of Islam) have taken their queer kind of Islam with them to the bowels of extinction today as the SAA has ravaged their ranks all over Al-Maleeha and Jawbar.
The SAA is now deep inside Al-Maleeha in a search-and-destroy, surround-and-snuff, sweep-and-spray, operation that has just finished off 13 terrorists during the last hour with over 40 surrendering. Of the terrorists killed in this operation, 2 have been confirmed as Tunisians. We are delighted to announce the names of the next Tunisian candidates for an expensive trip to the beautiful slopes of Mt. Erebus:
- Belqaassem Al-Fakkooshi (TUNISIAN GNAT DROPPING)
- Ahmad Bin Jadeed (TUNISIAN WORM SPUNK)
Jawbar:
A command-and-control (C&C) center destroyed and 20 confirmed terrorist kills in the last hour. Again, the disappearing worlds of these 2 packs of terrorists from the Islamic Union and the Soldiers of Islam are now reifying in Hell. No names, yet.
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